X-Ray Vision and Laser Beam Eyes

It would seem that the leader of an underground group of felines, calling themselves the Doom Cats, has gotten wind of the fact that not only does Spawn intend to use them for his army of minions but he also hopes to create a new species of Felis Catus…with X-ray vision and laser beam eyes. And yes, he is still attending his weekly therapy sessions.

catz2

“Members of the Feline community, I have gathered you all here today to impart upon you some very disturbing news. It would seem that…where’s Officers Tubbies and Tibbs?”

cat8

 “I shall go and search for them, your Grace. I think I saw them go into the living room. They appeared to be having some sort of a disagreement”. (Opens the door to living room)

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cat8

“Er…they seem to be otherwise engaged, my liege.”

catz2

“No matter, I’m sure they will join us in good time By the way Tom, you really need to lay off the caffeine.”

cat8

“Why do you say that Grand Lord?”

catz2

“Well, it’s just that your eyes…they’re a bit…you know…”

cat8

catz2

“Never mind. As I was saying Felines, I bring you some grave news…good God Sian! Can you please sit and conduct yourself in a manner as befitting a lady!”

c16

catz2

“Dammit Sian, I can see what you had for breakfast! And where is everyone? There seems to be a distinct number of felines missing. Zelda?”

c18

“I think I saw my husband Felix heading downstairs. I shall go and fetch him at once sir.”

c7

catz2

“Chucky, do you know where the others have gone to? This really is of some great importance.”

c3

cat8

“I believe sire, that Smudge has chosen to opt out of the Doom Cats. Apparently he’s now found God.”

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catz2

“What in damnation is going on? Neville, will you please come out of that box! And Alfie, what the hell has gotten into you? Unhand that scratching post this instance!”

c4

c15

catz2

 “RIGHT THAT’S ENOUGH! HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS?! AND WHERE IS LIEUTENANT CLYDE?”

c13

catz2

“Someone pass me the catnip, I think I’m getting a headache. And will somebody please go and fetch me Officer Timmykins!!”

c17 (1)

*5 minutes later…*

c14

c19

“Sir, I have a favour to ask of you.”

catz2

*sighs* “Very well Nibbles, what is it?”

c12

catz2

“Felines! We are about to be beset by a megalomaniac child who is intent on recruiting us as his minions! He hopes to achieve this, by creating an army of cats with X-ray vision and laser beam eyes!”

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catz2

“Never mind.”

~Lily

Updated from 27.04.2013

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22 thoughts on “X-Ray Vision and Laser Beam Eyes

  1. An army of cats with X-ray vision and laser bean eyes would make a wicked army of minions!! Just imagine laser beams shooting out of that Lord Doom Cat’s sinister eyes, yikes. Of course, his community of felines are a pretty disorganized bunch of stray cats LOL! The cat pictures and captions are hysterical, Lily! Tom with the caffeine bug eyes especially cracks me up. Great post, I keep looking at those pictures and laughing. 🙂

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    • Thanks Madilyn. Normally I have an idea for a post and then I search out the images to go with them This time, the pictures actually gave me the idea for this post and the upcoming canine one.
      I love Tom. If Tom existed, I would hunt him down and like the abominable snowman in that Duffy Duck cartoon, I would kiss him and love him and squeeze him and hug him.
      The trouble with cats is that they already think that they are superior to every mammal on this planet including us humans. Can you imagine how insufferable they would be if they had X ray vision and laser beam eyes?

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    • The scratching post cat’s face is priceless. Reminds me of Spawn clinging onto his bed when I try to get him up for school in the morning.

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    • Thanks Mr D!
      It’s okay to hate cats. They have nothing but scorn and disdain for humankind, much like Spawn.
      My mum is embroiled in an all out turf war with the cats in our neighbourhood because of her garden. It’s quite hilarious the way human and feline exchange dirty looks before the stone throwing begins and death threats are made.

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