And now time for an advert I placed on Facebook a few years ago.
Male child for sale. Good condition. One previous owner.
Comes with own water sprinkling unit, although the nozzle may fire indiscriminately when not aimed correctly.
Decibel set from low pitch, to pitch only dogs can hear.
Attitude button is faulty, but behaviour button just needs readjusting…although this could take years.
Offer wont last, so call today!
Special discount if you buy now and take home the same day.
NO RETURNS! NO REFUNDS!
Get your FREE male child today and you too can be tired, frustrated, annoyed and driven to the brink of insanity.
HURRY WHILE SANITY AND STOCKS LAST!
Of course there is no way that I would really sell my child on Facebook which would be both cruel and insensitive. I’d sell him on eBay where I’d get a much higher price.
Cockney rhyming slang-Queen’s Mum
Example-“Ere, that ole bird (woman/girl) over there, has a boat race (face) exactly like the Queen’s mum.”