Hello folks and welcome to another day of the A-Z Challenge Of Cockney Rhyming Slang.
Now before we begin, I would just like to say a few words…”moist” being one of them. There’s just something so very salacious about the word “moist.” Go on, say it. It’a like your tongue and mouth are engaged in a carnal display of copulation with the resulting orgasm being the word, “moist.”
Now just the other day whilst shopping in Asda, I came across a chocolate cake (though not literally, that would be messy) which was also described as “moist.” The thing is, I was too scared to even purchase such an item least the checkout girl think that I was some kind of a slut.
Other words that I would like to say include “Discombobulate,” “Cattywampus”, “Bumfuzzle”, “canoodle”, “twat-waffle” and “Bob”.
And now on to today’s letter which is…
Cockney rhyming slang-Oily Rag
Example by way of an advert–
We all know that smoking is bad for your health. So just say NO to an oily rag.