Folks, do you ever feel bogged down by the futility of life’s never-ending existence? That existentially speaking, even though we all have the power to determine our development through the act of free will, we all are who we are because of external forces beyond our control. And although we strive for actualization in our goal to achieve and to succeed, that in the end, we never really get there.
Me neither, so let us crack on with today’s post.
Yes folks, it is that time once again. A time for me to open my box wide and show you all the delights that’s inside. Now last time, I posted my box on the internet so that everyone could have a gander without touching, for inside my box is precious and very delicate. A friend visited recently and he made me quite upset when he handled my box roughly. And so since then, no one is allowed to tamper with my record collection box.
So who do we have first?
Why it’s the lovely Mrs Mills inviting us all to her party. Look, she’s even writing out the invitations, bless her. I’ll wager there will be plenty of good fun and high spirits at Mrs Mills’ party. And judging by the looks of such a jolly woman, I’m guessing that she has a huge box that will keep all the party-goers gushing for hours upon hours. But sadly Mrs Mills, I will have to decline your invitation. I never leave the house on the weeks ending in ‘days.’ Also, I just don’t want to.
Now here’s the lovely Gary ‘Getting Down To Business’.
And by the look on his face and the stance of those hips, I’d say that Gary has just finished getting down to business…in his pants. For goodness sake man, there’s a portaloo right behind you.
Next we have…
I know that everyone is welcome at your party Mrs Mills and I thank you kindly for your invite, but I have to stay home and milk the cat.
Now as you all know, I do love a ‘Call and Response’ album and these two are no exception. First we have Mr David Ingles singing about how that rather naughty chap Lucifer, has been defeated by way of a wayward golf buggy.
And in his response album, Scary preacher Mike Crain tells us how.
Now let us move on to the…
I know it is Mrs Mills, but I must protest at your persistence. Now while I am most grateful to you for your invitation, I really must go. The man on the telly told me to “stay tuned” and I cannot disobey a direct order.
As I was saying, let us move on to the classic stirrings of the Space Cadet Chorus And Orchestra, with their extraordinary album all about the exploration of space travel.
‘Rocket to Uranus’, is the brilliant follow up to the highly praised ‘ Uranus Is Flaring Up’ and the critically acclaimed second album, ‘There’s A Hole In Uranus.’
Lastly, we have…
For the love of Morgan Freeman Mrs Mills, I’m sure it is a wonderful party and I’m pretty sure that what you’re doing with those monkeys is illegal, but I do not want to go to your bloody party! This is harassment at best and I will be contacting my lawyer shortly. Now if you don’t mind, I’ve got to go and fulfil my potential.
And now lastly, an album dedicated to the Father’s family…
Who happen to be standing on the graves of where they buried the Mother’s family. And that concludes this months peek inside my music bo…
Oh for fuck’s sake Mrs Mills!!