Warning:One count of nudity featuring a hapless feline..
After a hard day’s work of cleaning out the cellar and re-chaining my man-slaves to the wall, I like to drown out their screams of fear and desperation by listening to some classical music. Nothing quite soothes the soul or stops the cries of “please release me, I won’t tell anyone what happened” and “dear god, what did I do to deserve such torture,” then the sweet sounds of dulcet tones and stirring strings.
Felines, Quaaludes Comics And Gay Dogs.
First up, we have a song that raises the age old question that every man has sought the answer to, since the dawn of time.
Well the reply is quite simple, as told in this lovely little ditty, lovingly entitled…
Aww. Such a heartwarming tune about family love and a sense of belonging. Quite touching really. (wipes tear from eye) Carrying on with the animal theme, here we have a chirpy little number that celebrates our happy friend, the canine.
Isn’t that beautiful? Because not only is dog man’s best friend, but our beloved pets are a part of our family and as such, much loved…though I’m guessing that there was a little bit too much loving going on between these two…
Next up, with have an album by that illustrious comedian Bill Cosby. With such tracks as “”Quaaludes Are A Girl’s Best Friend,” and “Your Love Flows In My System Like The Methaqualone I put in yours,” this album is fun for all the family.
Now here’s an album that never fails to bring a tear to my eye. This gem is all about letting out those pent up feelings as Johnny encourages us all to open up and just let it all hang out. Truly inspiring.
Now join me in listening as little Gary Dee Bradford, sings for not only me but for you and you and of course, you…though I really wish he wouldn’t. Seriously Gary, you’re scaring me.
And last but not least…OH MY GOD! KILL THEM! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!
Join me in the coming weeks, as I share with you some more classics from my assorted collection of goodies.