WARNING- The following post may contain gratuitous images and texts which some may found gratuitous in their gratuitousness. Those of you who are of a sensitive nature, should be made fully aware that the sensitivity of this subject matter is indeed sensitive in the matter of the subject. And so without further ado, I bring you-
Have A Happy One.
Throughout the annuls (hee hee) of time, womankind has had bestowed upon her, a curse brought forth from ages past. This solemn utterance became invoked, when the good lord did spake and proclaimed the fruit from the knowledge tree forbidden, for Eve saw the tree and the tree was good…greedy bitch.
Un-heeding the words of the heavenly father, who should have known better than to telleth a woman what to doeth, Eve taketh of the fruit and having eateth half, gaveth Adam the other half.
Adam who haveth partaken of the eateth of the fruit giveth, proved himselfeth to be a massive wimpeth. For when God asked, “who hath eateth from the tree of knowledge?” Adam pointed a cowardly finger at Eve and sayeth, “She did.” Whereupon Eve proclaimed Adam to be a traitorous bastardeth.
And so veryily onwards through the centuries, woman has been made to suffer for the sins of Eve, whilst mankind geteth away with shit… eth.
The very fact that I have to walk around for the best part of a week with a wad of material blocking up the entrance to my bat cave, does not allow for a ‘Merry Menstruation’ moment.
Because periods are:
A time where we may undergo a massive change in our otherwise pleasant personalities.
A time where it can seem as though we are beset by violent fits of rage…
…which may manifest itself in a show of anger, especially when what we consider to be a sensitive subject, is brought to the fore.
Most of the time though, we just feel ill…