Follow the trials and tribulations of Lily, a beautiful young woman and the love of her life, Guido an Italian circus midget. Every word of this tale is true, apart from those which are not, which amounts to around 99.99.5% of the story, so er…none of it then…
What The Hell?
“Save it Julia, you have said enough! Who are you to dictate who I should or shouldn’t fall in love with? That is not your decision to make.”
“Enough! The truth is Julia, I was never in love with you. And you’re right, I did want something more, something more substantial. I wanted to feel that I was alive, rather than merely existing. You were just a distraction until that time came along.”
“No, you’ve said too much already.”
“Woman, are you not tired of the sound of your own voice?”
“Seriously, I think that we’ve all heard more than enough.”
“ARRRRRRGH! Sod this! I only intended to kill this foolish bitch…”
(whispers quietly to self) “I know you are, but what am I?”
“…but now I think that I’m just gonna kill every last one of you mofos.” (turns to Lily) And what are you, five?
“No murder will take place here today, or anywhere else for that matter.”
“What the hell?
“Shit! I’m outta here!”
“Good Lord! I had hoped to have seen the last of you.”
To be continued…