Follow the trials and tribulations of Lily, a beautiful young woman and the love of her life, Guido an Italian circus midget. Every word of this tale is true, apart from those which are not, which amounts to around 99.99.5% of the story, so er…none of it then…
Authour: I think dear reader, that it has become painfully obvious that the story which I had originally intended to write, has now jumped ship. Not only has it jumped ship, but it has purposely thrown itself overboard into shark infested waters, in the hopes that it will be consumed and thus escape the absolute futility that is my story-telling.
Authour: This has not been helped however, by wayward characters that will not do as they are told and whose constant bickering has hindered the writing process as well as the creative.
Authour: See, this is exactly the type of thing that I’m talking about. I doubt that anyone else on the A-Z Linky List…
Authour: …Is having trouble with their characters revolting. Hence why I shall endeavour to ignore all distractions from now on and to just concentrate on the story.
Authour: You’re an arse, do you know that? So, on with the Today’s Story. After finding out that his lady love Lily had been kidnapped by the vile and odious Julia, Guido decided that in the best interest of keeping the story-line going, his only option was to rescue her. Jumping into his retro mini, along with around twenty clowns as backup, they sped through the town that I had previously neglected to mention, in search of the damsel in distress.
Authour: After driving around town for what seemed like hours, one of the
scary man in make-up! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! Clowns had a sudden thought.
To be continued…