Follow the trials and tribulations of Lily, a beautiful young woman and the love of her life, Guido an Italian circus midget. Every word of this tale is true, apart from those which are not, which amounts to around 99.99.5% of the story, so er…none of it then…
The story so far…
Lily, an enchanting and beautiful young woman, was first encountered alone and lost and wandering through the corridors of a time long past. A past that should have been filled with realised hopes and dreams but was instead, full of dark days and wretchedness.1989. Actually, she was first encountered wandering along the dark moors like a reject from a Jane Eyre novel but that doesn’t sound half as poetic as ‘corridors of a time long past.’
Anyway, she soon comes across a travelling circus and falls in love with Guido the Italian circus midget when he accidentally lands in her lap…seriously, don’t ask.
They then profess their love for each other, using the lyrical content of long forgotten 80s tunes, because quite frankly and something which has become blatantly obvious, my one year old nephew has better literary skills than me…or is that I? However, when it comes to eating a whole packet of Jaffa cakes in one setting, I am BOSS!
Guido then asks Lily to run away with him and the circus and because she hasn’t had a man since the Berlin wall came down, she agrees.
They spend the majority of their time making sweet love in front of the fireplace, which can’t be very cost effect, or good for the environment. Can you imagine all that wood? I’m talking about the fireplace, not Guido. Then this happens:
So, Lily gets kidnapped, the story loses it’s way and I lose the will to live.
End of quick recap.
To be continued…