Follow the trials and tribulations of Lily, a beautiful young woman and the love of her life, Guido an Italian circus midget. Every word of this tale is true, apart from those which are not, which amounts to around 99.99.5% of the story, so er…none of it then…
Please Don’t Kill Me!
“Please don’t kill me,” I whispered, dread creeping into my throat as it constricted in fear. “I have so much to live for. What did I ever do to you? If you let me go, I won’t tell anyone about this. I promise. I’m too young to die! What about the children?! WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!”
“God, I really do hate you. Just be quiet a minute and let me think.” There followed a moment of silence as Julia seemed to ponder my desperate plea. “Hmmm”, she hummed after a while and pausing in her evil doings. “Okay, I’ve thought about it and you can go.”
Relief flooded through me at the thought of my sudden reprieve. Well I think it was reprieve. Either that, or I’d accidentally peed myself. “Really?” I asked in shocked disbelief. “I’m really free to go?”
To be continued…like you didn’t know that already.